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************* BEGIN TOPMSG.HTML *************
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html lang="en">
	<head>
	  <link rel="shortcut icon" href="favicon.ico">
		<meta name="keywords" content="zpcs, halfwatt, illuminations, curious, minds, reserved, zardoz, madison">
		<meta name="description" content="update, ZARDOZ Personal Computer Solutions (ZPCS)">
		<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
		<title>ZPCS TOPMSG</title><!-- Author: Douglas (ZPCS)  -->
			<!-- Created: AUGUST 6, 2009  -->
			<!-- Modified: AUGUST 6, 2009 (ZPCS) -->
			<!-- not yet Validated HTML 4.01 02AUG09: http://validator.w3.org/#validate_by_uri+with_options  -->
			<!-- Copyright ZPCS 2009 All Right(s) Reserved.  -->
			<!-- http://zpcs.uuuq.com/js/topmsg/topmsg.html -->
			<!-- <link rel="STYLESHEET" href="topmsg.css" type="text/css"> -->
			<script type="text/javascript" src="starttime.js">
			</script>
			<!-- <script type="text/javascript" src="../js/topmsg/topmsg.js">
			</script> -->
	</head>
	
	<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" onload="startTime()">
	<!-- <body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> -->
	<div>
		<!-- <script type="text/javascript" src="starttime.js">
		</script> -->
		</div>
		
		<div id="txt">
			<script type="text/javascript" src="comtime.js">
			</script>
		
			<div id="txt2">
			</div>
		
			<div id="txt3">
				<script type="text/javascript" src="datetime.js">
				</script>
			</div>
		</div>
		
		<!-- <script type="text/javascript" src="http://zpcs.uuuq.com/js/topmsg/topmsg.js"> -->
		<script type="text/javascript" src="http://zpcs.uuuq.com/js/topmsg/topmsg.js">
		//Learned it from dynamicdrive.com
		</script>
	</body>
</html>
************* END TOPMSG.HTML *************
**********************************************************************************
************* BEGIN TOPMSG.JS *************
//enter the message you wish to be shown, including html tags
var message='<div id="footer">work u javascript</div>'

//enter a color name or hex to be used as the background color of the message
var backgroundcolor="#FFFF8A"

//enter 1 for always display, 2 for ONCE per browser session
var displaymode=1

//Set duration message should appear on screen, in seconds (10000=10 sec, 0=perpetual)
var displayduration=0

//enter 0 for non-flashing message, 1 for flashing
var flashmode=0
//if above is set to flashing, enter the flash-to color below
var flashtocolor="lightyellow"


///////////////do not edit below this line////////////////////////////////////////
var ie=document.all
var ieNOTopera=document.all&&navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Opera")==-1

function regenerate(){
						window.location.reload()
						}

function regenerate2(){
						if (document.layers)
							setTimeout("window.onresize=regenerate",400)
						}
						var which=0

function flash(){
					if (which==0)
					{
						if (document.layers)
							topmsg_obj.bgColor=flashtocolor
							else
								{
									topmsg_obj.style.backgroundColor=flashtocolor
								
								}
								var which=1
					}
					else
						{
							if (document.layers)
								topmsg_obj.bgColor=backgroundcolor
								else
									{
										topmsg_obj.style.backgroundColor=backgroundcolor
									}
									var which=0
						}
				}

				if (ie||document.getElementById)
						{
							document.write('<div id="footer" style="position:absolute;visibility:visible">'+message+'</div>')
							var topmsg_obj=ie? document.all.topmsg : document.getElementById? document.getElementById("topmsg") : document.topmsg
						}

function positionit(){
						var dsocleft=ie? document.body.scrollLeft : pageXOffset
						var dsoctop=ie? document.body.scrollTop : pageYOffset
						var window_width=ieNOTopera? document.body.clientWidth : window.innerWidth-20
						var window_height=ieNOTopera? document.body.clientHeight : window.innerHeight

						if (ie||document.getElementById)
							{
								topmsg_obj.style.left=parseInt(dsocleft)+window_width/2-topmsg_obj.offsetWidth/2
								topmsg_obj.style.top=parseInt(dsoctop)+parseInt(window_height)-topmsg_obj.offsetHeight-4
							}
						else if (document.layers)
							{
								topmsg_obj.left=dsocleft+window_width/2-topmsg_obj.document.width/2
								topmsg_obj.top=dsoctop+window_height-topmsg_obj.document.height-5
							}
					}

function setmessage(){
						if (displaymode==2&&(!display_msg_or_not()))
							return
								if (document.layers)
								{
									topmsg_obj=new Layer(window.innerWidth)
									topmsg_obj.bgColor=backgroundcolor
									regenerate2()
									topmsg_obj.document.write(message)
									topmsg_obj.document.close()
									positionit()
									topmsg_obj.visibility="show"
									if (displayduration!=0)
										{
											setTimeout("topmsg_obj.visibility='hide'",displayduration)
										}
								}
								else
								{
									positionit()
									topmsg_obj.style.backgroundColor=backgroundcolor
									topmsg_obj.style.visibility="visible"
									if (displayduration!=0)
										setTimeout("topmsg_obj.style.visibility='visible'",displayduration)
								}
								setInterval("positionit()",100)
								if (flashmode==1)
									setInterval("flash()",1000)
						}

function get_cookie(Name) {
							var search = Name + "="
							var returnvalue = ""
							if (document.cookie.length > 0)
								{
									offset = document.cookie.indexOf(search)
									if (offset != -1)
										{
											offset += search.length
											end = document.cookie.indexOf(";", offset)
											if (end == -1)
												{
													end = document.cookie.length;
													returnvalue=unescape(document.cookie.substring(offset, end))
												}
										}
								}
								return returnvalue;
						}

function display_msg_or_not(){
								if (get_cookie("displaymsg")=="")
									{
										document.cookie="displaymsg=yes"
										return true
									}
									else
										return false
							}

							if (document.layers||ie||document.getElementById)
									document.onload=setmessage

************* END TOPMSG.JS *************
**********************************************************************************
************* BEGIN STARTTIME.JS *************

function startTime()
{
var today=new Date();
var h=today.getHours();
var m=today.getMinutes();
var s=today.getSeconds();
h=checkTime(h);
m=checkTime(m);
s=checkTime(s);
document.getElementById('txt2').innerHTML=h+":"+m+":"+s;
t=setTimeout('startTime()',500);
}

function checkTime(i)
{
if (i<10)
  {
  i="0" + i;
  }
return i;
}

************* END STARTIME.JS *************
**********************************************************************************
************* BEGIN COMTIME.JS *************

<!-- function comTime() -->
var d = new Date();
var time = d.getHours();
if (time<2) 
{
document.write("I see you're burning the midnight oil, it's");
}
else if (time<4) 
{
document.write("The day's wee hours, it's");
}
else if (time<5) 
{
document.write("Early birds get the worm! It's");
}
else if (time<6) 
{
document.write("Ahh, Another wondrous day beckons from the cool of the day, it's");
}
else if (time<7) 
{
document.write("Time to meet the day, it's");
}
else if (time<10) 
{
document.write("Good morning, it's");
}
else if (time<11) 
{
document.write("This is a good time for the morning's constitutional, it's");
}
else if (time<13) 
{
document.write("Is it time for todays lunch? It's");
}
else if (time<16) 
{
document.write("Good afternoon, it's");
}
else if (time<18) 
{
document.write("Oh! The traveling home madness. You've got your favorite music - right?, It's");
}
else if (time<20) 
{
document.write("Good evening, it's");
}
else if (time<22) 
{
document.write("Time to wind'er down and set the alarm clock, it's");
}
else
{
document.write("Starting to burn the midnight oil? It's");
}

************* END COMIME.JS *************
**********************************************************************************
************* BEGIN DATETIME.JS *************

<!-- function dateTime() -->
var days = new Array('SUNDAY','MONDAY','TUESDAY','WEDNESDAY','THURSDAY','FRIDAY','SATURDAY');
var months = new Array('JAN','FEB','MAR','APR','MAY','JUNE','JULY','AUG','SEPT','OCT','NOV','DEC');
var d = new Date();
var weekDay = days[d.getDay()];
var month = months[d.getMonth()];
var day = d.getDate();
var year = d.getFullYear();
document.write(weekDay+': '+day+' '+month+' '+year);

************* END DATEIME.JS *************

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